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Post by Oathkeeper on Sept 4, 2007 14:23:37 GMT -5
One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach.
But the man thought and thought looking around. Nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case.
Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?"
The man replies with "it's a birdy and never ever touch it."
He soon falls asleep.
Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling immense pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach.
Later on the cops arrive at her house asking what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit this white stuff at me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest."
Moral of the story: BRIAN SHALL STEAL YOUR CHILDREN.
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Post by Johnnyboy on Sept 4, 2007 22:31:50 GMT -5
ok that moral sucks seriously, it does ur sad
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Post by Prometheus on Sept 4, 2007 22:53:32 GMT -5
the moral is: Brian has no life.
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Post by Oathkeeper on Sept 5, 2007 16:08:46 GMT -5
It's called BEING BORED. xD
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Post by Prometheus on Sept 6, 2007 19:34:24 GMT -5
UR A BORED Being bored is boring...
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Post by Oathkeeper on Sept 7, 2007 18:34:51 GMT -5
NO CRAP SHERLOCK!
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Post by Avery on Sept 8, 2007 15:10:50 GMT -5
THIS IS CRAP SHERLOCK! I'm just saying that besides the moral being horrible, the story was too.
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Post by Oathkeeper on Sept 8, 2007 18:28:19 GMT -5
Lol, I'm aware of that.
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Post by Prometheus on Sept 9, 2007 0:06:47 GMT -5
[Post deleted for the reason of being nice.]
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Post by Oathkeeper on Sept 12, 2007 16:56:03 GMT -5
Watch it Andy...
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Post by Jacry Jerkman on Sept 12, 2007 17:31:25 GMT -5
Andy, if you don't like the thread, don't read it. It's called common sense.
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Post by Prometheus on Sept 12, 2007 22:27:56 GMT -5
Common sense is not posting stories that every savvy netizen has heard!
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Post by Oathkeeper on Sept 12, 2007 22:44:24 GMT -5
Dude, if you're annoyed by stories like this, why do you hang out with us...?
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Post by Jacry Jerkman on Sept 13, 2007 16:51:50 GMT -5
He's got a point, you know.
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Post by Prometheus on Sept 13, 2007 18:16:51 GMT -5
It's not you or your post, it's the story. I just have heard it too many times. No offense to any of you if I made it sound like otherwise.
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