Post by Avery on Jan 25, 2007 20:58:49 GMT -5
First there was nothing, and then there was..... chicken! OK, scratch that. It was actually a white hole.
You see, everything the black hole had sucked in was repelled out in a huge bang!! The first life created in this bang was a chicken, because the black hole had sucked in chickens.It all hapened so fast that some of the chickens survived, including the chicken we are talking about. This chicken had been taking vacation on the planet Lunur Bartemis. Lunur Bartemis is centered around the bay, and had stolen the idea of "Bay Area Rapid Transit" from Earth right before Earth had gone kablooie. Then, they centered part of the tracks through a wormhole so they could save all the chickens, and the other animals which weren't as important. As soon as they had gone back through the wormhole, Earth was gone. The chickens were the only ones smart enough and so they were left to recreate science, which they partly knew because of their suicidal mission to teach chickens by attaching a camcorder to there body when they get roasted. It reports back to other chickens while the scientist who eats it talks aloud, and writes things down, unknowing. But before the chickens could create the sciences, the black hole happened, and most of them got their brains wiped. All the ones who did remember died in the hole.. All except one. This chicken is the one we were talking about earlier. Luckily, the chicken we were talking about, who we will call Chicken, landed on the newly formed Earth, where only he was left, as all the other chickens were stupid. To help progress faster, Chicken taught the smartest animals there, like the dolphins, mice, rats, and pigs. As soon as they could, all the animals and Chicken created robotic-like animals. Inside these animals, they stayed under cover, but after a long time, a giant something or other, we think it was the Lunur Bartemis BART Station, hit, and the animals couldn't function as they were solar powered. All the animals quickly evacuated the animals. None died, so they had to think of better machines. The animals made carbon-running vehicles, whose byproduct was oil and coal. The dolphins used underwater ones, like the Megaloshark, and the land animals used othere things. By then, some othere animals had caught on, for example, prawns and shrimp who use machines the so dearly named "Trilobites", and other things. Since Chicken stopped a new evolution, many animals voted, and proclaimed Chicken GOD (Great Organic Defier), and he ruled the planet. To be more GODlike, all the animals also put together their savings and bought him a humungous megaphone, with which he could contact anyone on Earth. Chicken planted a great garden, which he called EDEN (Ever Defying Epitome of Noble.) During the great bang, only two humans had survived. Just to fill a gap, when Earth had gotten destroyed, some people were vacationing on Mars. These two were named Adam and Eve. When they arrived on Earth, Chicken was afraid they would ruin the environment, so he placed them in his sterile garden of EDEN. He had their brains wiped, and put their memories in a fruit, which they were not allowed to eat.
One animal who wasn't very smart was a snake. Snake was very kind, and to help out Adam and Eve, Snake retrieved some fruit. I already said, Snake was pretty dull, so he also brought the Apple of Wisdom, which had Adam and Eve's minds in it. They ate all the fruit, as the black hole made them hungry, and the Apple's nutrients, and mind cells floated into their bodies. Chicken got very mad at them, and in his anger he banished them from the sterile garden of EDEN, which had prevented them from doing any bad things, and they created the new civilization of humans.
This brings us to today, where Chicken, and the other divine animals of creation live up on a cloud, and their not so smart descendants live on Earth with us today.
You see, everything the black hole had sucked in was repelled out in a huge bang!! The first life created in this bang was a chicken, because the black hole had sucked in chickens.It all hapened so fast that some of the chickens survived, including the chicken we are talking about. This chicken had been taking vacation on the planet Lunur Bartemis. Lunur Bartemis is centered around the bay, and had stolen the idea of "Bay Area Rapid Transit" from Earth right before Earth had gone kablooie. Then, they centered part of the tracks through a wormhole so they could save all the chickens, and the other animals which weren't as important. As soon as they had gone back through the wormhole, Earth was gone. The chickens were the only ones smart enough and so they were left to recreate science, which they partly knew because of their suicidal mission to teach chickens by attaching a camcorder to there body when they get roasted. It reports back to other chickens while the scientist who eats it talks aloud, and writes things down, unknowing. But before the chickens could create the sciences, the black hole happened, and most of them got their brains wiped. All the ones who did remember died in the hole.. All except one. This chicken is the one we were talking about earlier. Luckily, the chicken we were talking about, who we will call Chicken, landed on the newly formed Earth, where only he was left, as all the other chickens were stupid. To help progress faster, Chicken taught the smartest animals there, like the dolphins, mice, rats, and pigs. As soon as they could, all the animals and Chicken created robotic-like animals. Inside these animals, they stayed under cover, but after a long time, a giant something or other, we think it was the Lunur Bartemis BART Station, hit, and the animals couldn't function as they were solar powered. All the animals quickly evacuated the animals. None died, so they had to think of better machines. The animals made carbon-running vehicles, whose byproduct was oil and coal. The dolphins used underwater ones, like the Megaloshark, and the land animals used othere things. By then, some othere animals had caught on, for example, prawns and shrimp who use machines the so dearly named "Trilobites", and other things. Since Chicken stopped a new evolution, many animals voted, and proclaimed Chicken GOD (Great Organic Defier), and he ruled the planet. To be more GODlike, all the animals also put together their savings and bought him a humungous megaphone, with which he could contact anyone on Earth. Chicken planted a great garden, which he called EDEN (Ever Defying Epitome of Noble.) During the great bang, only two humans had survived. Just to fill a gap, when Earth had gotten destroyed, some people were vacationing on Mars. These two were named Adam and Eve. When they arrived on Earth, Chicken was afraid they would ruin the environment, so he placed them in his sterile garden of EDEN. He had their brains wiped, and put their memories in a fruit, which they were not allowed to eat.
One animal who wasn't very smart was a snake. Snake was very kind, and to help out Adam and Eve, Snake retrieved some fruit. I already said, Snake was pretty dull, so he also brought the Apple of Wisdom, which had Adam and Eve's minds in it. They ate all the fruit, as the black hole made them hungry, and the Apple's nutrients, and mind cells floated into their bodies. Chicken got very mad at them, and in his anger he banished them from the sterile garden of EDEN, which had prevented them from doing any bad things, and they created the new civilization of humans.
This brings us to today, where Chicken, and the other divine animals of creation live up on a cloud, and their not so smart descendants live on Earth with us today.